Thursday, May 25, 2006

NERDS ON FILM!

Check out the funny mockumentary shorts from Yng Turk Films! They're free to watch online.

"Fear of Girls" is about two nerdy losers who are more into playing Dungeons & Dragons than reality. Guys like these are the reason I avoid going to my friendly local gaming shop, LOL. This one time, I went in to see what new role-playing games had come in and all of a sudden this hideous, bucktoothed retard was at my shoulder lisping, "Will you DM me?" Fuck, no! Get a drool cup and get way from me, you disgusting loser. Goddamn... D&D is cool and all, but man! Considering some of the people it attracts, no wonder it gets a bad reputation, LOL. Put that in your +5 Pipe of Cloudkill and smoke it!

"Pitching Mother" is the story of a wanna-be movie director whose dreams are too big for his budget, so he pathetically tries to con his own mother into bankrolling his terrible movie. Hmm... This reminds me of a guy I used to know, LOL, who might or might not look and sound an awful lot like the wanna-be director in this film.

Kudos to YngTurk for coming up with some cool shit. The films are funny because they're true! Well, inspired by the truth, anyway, and that's always been close enough for me. The latest word is they're working on a new "Downloadable & Dangerous" edition of "Fear of Girls" so I can't wait for that.

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