Thursday, April 27, 2006

ZOMBIE NOVEL UPDATE

Good news! After some substantial reworking of the inital chapters, I've reached the 25,000 word count in my first novel, DEATHBREED (my target goal is 90,000 words for the first draft). I'm nearly one-third of the way in.

The initial chapters introduce the colorful main characters in their "normal" day to day lives in and around the convenience store, which serves as the central location for the story. By chapter two, signs of trouble (in and outside the store) start to surface. In chapter three, all hell starts to break loose but still no one is sure what is going on... Everything is in confusion as conflicting media reports struggle to make sense of it all and the government steps in to contain the outbreak of "civil unrest." By chapter four, the threat of the zombie plague finally hits home, forcing the would-be survivors to band together and reinforce their position. The government declares martial law as anarchy and mass-murder come to dominate the streets, not just in the major metropolitan areas, but spreading to the outlying suburbs and rural areas as well. Later chapters will deal with interpersonal conflict and power struggles between the survivors as they try to cope with the chaos that surrounds them. Eventually, they must abandon their safe haven and confront the hordes of flesh-eating zombies outside...

These are characters you've never seen before in a zombie film, or any film, for that matter. I'm really enjoying writing about these unique characters and their reactions to what's going on in the world around them. I hope you'll enjoy reading DEATHBREED as much as I enjoyed writing it. Hang tight; it's going to be a wild ride! More novel updates to come in the weeks ahead.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

REDNECK HOLOCAUST: Flesh-Eating Rednecks!

From the country that brought us ZOMBIE '90: EXTREME PESTILENCE comes REDNECK HOLOCAUST: Flesh-Eating Rednecks! It's DELIVERANCE meets CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST...

Announcement (in German) and link to the trailer is here.

Production Company: Unded Entertainment

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

SILENT HILL Movie Review

Saw SILENT HILL at the theatre tonight. It made about as much sense as the video games, which is to say, none at all!!! It had some graphic and disturbing images (and a little zombie nurse action toward the end) but this was not a great movie by any stretch of the imagination. I'm sure everyone onboard this project tried to make the best of it; the effort they put in really shows, but the script just wasn't there. That said, it was a million times better than either RESIDENT EVIL or HOUSE OF THE DEAD (or their sequels). For what it's worth, I'd say it was one of the best (and as far as I know, faithful) big screen video game adaptations. The problem lies more with the nonsensical Japanese source material than anything else.

SILENT HILL really felt like the video game... a game that scared me in the beginning (with those zombie kids) but quickly confused, frustrated and bored me not long after so that I never bothered to complete it (unlike the RESIDENT EVIL games, despite their stupid puzzles, LOL).

Sunday, April 23, 2006

EERIE PUBLICATIONS: The Crappy Horror Comics That Changed My Life!

Rarely does the junk you read when you're eight years old translate well over twenty-five years later. In the case of Eerie Publications, however, I gotta make an exception. I picked up a couple issues of this stuff when I was eight and my life has never been the same. I had a blast terrorizing my little sister with the gory pictures from stories like "Give Me Back My Brain!" That is, until my mom got fed up and threw the mags away... I never forgot them, or the effect they had on me (and my sister). It took me almost twenty years to find more copies, and by then, they'd magically jumped from $1 to $10 an issue "collector's items."

What makes Eerie Publications horror comics so great? They had few if any "name" artists or writers like James Warren had with CREEPY. Warren was the pioneer of the B&W horror comic magazine format. The only thing Eerie had going for them, besides ripping off their competitor's format, was an endless supply of over-the-top gore and cheesy plots. It seemed like on every page you could find pictures... glorious, gory-ous pictures of people being hit in the head with a meatcleavers, having their eyeballs shot out of their sockets, or barfing all over themselves while being bitten on the neck by dog-headed spiders... Eerie published lowest common denominator crap, plain and simple, but you just couldn't help but admire them for doing it so unashamedly.

The story behind Eerie Publications is convoluted behind false names and a failure to file for copyrights. For years, next to nothing was known about them. From what I can gather from my own research and that of others, owners Myron Fass and Stanley Harris published a bunch of crappy horror comics in the 1950s to compete with EC's infamous TALES FROM THE CRYPT line-up. When the Comics Code outlawed horror comics, Fass and Harris sat on their stockpile of crap until 1966, the year FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND publisher James Warren gave the Code the finger by publishing CREEPY. CREEPY broke all the rules: It got around the stupid, puritanical Code by switching to B&W and a magazine, rather than comic book, size. Thus it was no longer a "comic book" but an "illustrated magazine" and no longer subject to the Code's restrictions. It wasn't just the format change, but its combination with smarter, more mature horror comics created by top name talent that made CREEPY such a phenomenon. Myron Fass and Stanley Harris were quick to capitalize, forming Eerie Publications, Inc. They announced they were releasing a competing magazine called EERIE... Unfortunately, James Warren had the same idea and rushed out his version of EERIE before Fass and Harris could release theirs! In a now famous bit of "F-U" marketing, Warren kept his crew up 24 hours putting together a quickie "prototype" (or "ashcan") edition. Then, issue in hand, he raced to a NYC newsstand distributors meeting where Fass and Harris were present. Before barging in, he paid off the lobby newsstand owner to stock copies of it. Warren triumphantly entered the meeting and announced that his version of EERIE was already on sale at newsstands, using the schmo in the lobby as "proof." One can only imagine the looks on the faces of Fass and Harris!

NOTE: This is why it is nearly impossible to find a copy of Warren's EERIE #1; the "official" magazine began with issue #2.

Left with no choice, Fass and Harris retitled their magazine WEIRD and released it later in 1966. It contained reprints of their 1950s comics. It did well enough that more titles were added: HORROR TALES, TALES FROM THE TOMB, TALES OF VOODOO, TERROR TALES, and WITCHES' TALES. They also released sci-fi titles called STRANGE GALAXIES and WEIRD WORLDS. In the early 1970s, they had exhausted their 1950s material, and their friendship. An alleged fistfight in the office left Harris out and Fass in. Rather than pay for both new art and stories, Fass merely retitled the existing stories and hired new artists to redraw them. This is where the new wave of extreme gore and scantily-clad female victims really came to the forefront. However clever, the move wasn't enough to save the line-up and Eerie Publications folded in 1975 (the same time many of their competitors, like Skywald's Horror-Mood line [see below] were hurting or went out of business thanks to Marvel Comics trying to muscle them off the newsstands with their own craptacular line of "illustrated magazines" ---the only one of which that was worth a damn being THE SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN.

But not even mighty Marvel could keep an entrepreneur like Myron Fass down. He returned to publishing horror comics under the name Modern Day Periodicals, Inc., bringing back WEIRD, TERROR TALES and HORROR TALES. He quicky dropped the last two (perhaps to coincide with the release of the DRACULA remake with Frank Langella), retitling them TERRORS OF DRACULA and WEIRD VAMPIRE TALES. There would be no new material this time and the line continued until 1983 when Warren's CREEPY, EERIE, FAMOUS MONSTERS and VAMPIRELLA also folded. It was the end of an era, both in comics and my childhood. Since then, I've collected hundreds of issues of the B&W horror comic mags. While CREEPY remains my favorite, it's the brain-dead schlock horror of Eerie Publications that will always hold a special place in my heart.

The last anyone heard of Myron Fass was in the 1980s. He'd changed his name and moved to Florida to open up a gun shop. Ex-partner (and magazine mogul in his own right) Stanley Harris ended up buying out James Warren's famous titles and had success bringing VAMPIRELLA back to comic shops in the 1990s.

[Warning: The following section contains paraphrased conversations, letters and facts drawn from memory as best I can recall 10 years later. Nothing said in relation to the copyright status of the material in question is being offered as legal advice.]

MY BID TO SEIZE THE EERIE PUBLISHING EMPIRE
OR, "THE WEIRD THAT NEVER WAS"

In contemplation of republishing WEIRD and the rest (I was publishing my horror movie magazine GUILTY PLEASURES at the time), I searched the US Copyright Office in 1996 for any record of Eerie Publications or Modern Day Periodicals. I found none pertaining to the horror comics (and none at all for Eerie!). There was a UFO magazine listed for Modern Day and that was about it. IIRC, the rights had been assigned to Stanley Harris! I contacted Harris Comics and got some flunky who denied Harris had the rights to the infamous horror comics; he denied the company even knew anything about them...

So I said, "Fine! If Harris doesn't have the rights, I'll just republish this stuff then." After some checking, he said "No, wait! We do have them in our warehouse and how perceptive of you to track Mr. Harris down." I said, "Look: I'll give you $10,000 for all rights throughout the universe in perpetuity to everything, but it better include the original cover paintings, artwork, etc., with clear proof that Harris owns the rights." The flunky came back and said he'd checked and the paintings and the original art were gone but they still had the camera-ready masters I could send to the printer. He also told me "$10,000 means nothing to Mr. Harris; that won't even buy him a new jaguar! But he might be willing to sell you one title for $25,000." WTF? Considering that all the titles were interchangeable and used the same material over and over, that didn't seem like such a good deal. It would kill my exclusivity if some other bastard had the same idea as me and bought one of the other titles...

I said I'd give Stanley $10,000 for one title, WEIRD, lock, stock and barrel. This was the longest-running title between Eerie and Modern Day (running from 1966-1983) and arguably, the most famous; it stood to reason that it would have the widest possible range of material. Hell, probably every story they'd ever had was in there! My offer was conditional on whether Harris could cough up clear proof of ownership. As I recall, that was the last I heard from Harris Comics. I sent them a certified letter saying I was going to reprint the comics anyway since they couldn't materialize the proper paperwork; I never heard back. Unfortunately, I never did get around to doing the full scale reprint line I'd envisioned. Looking back on it a decade later, I can't believe I even considered buying the rights to that junk! The $25,000 I saved on the Harris deal went into funding my next movie, MISLED. Come to think of it, considering the way that film turned out, maybe I should have used the money to republish those damned comics instead...

Most recently, some video company has started marketing crappy foreign horror movie double features on DVD using Eerie Publications covers for their sleeve art. I wish I'd thought of that!

You can learn more about Eerie Publications, including extensive cover art galleries and story reprints, from the following websites:

BAD MAGS
DATAJUNKIE
EMPIRE OF THE CLAW
ROCKFIEND

To learn more about the history of Warren Publishing, I recommend reading The Warren Companion.

If Skywald Publishing's horror mags (NIGHTMARE, PSYCHO, SCREAM) are more your cup of tea, then check out Skywald: The Complete Illustrated History of the Horror-Mood.

Finally, there's Tales of Terror: The EC Companion for the history of EC Comics, without whom there would be no B&W "illustrated horror magazines."

WEIRD MENACE PULP FICTION

One of my favorite categories of pulp fiction is the "Weird Menace" genre, a bizarre type of erotic horror story that was extremely popular in the 1930s, hitting its peak between 1934-1937 and dying out by 1942. Weird Menace got its start in the pages of Popular Publications' DIME DETECTIVE MAGAZINE (1933); brisk sales caused the genre to branch out into three "all weird menace, all the time" sister magazines: TERROR TALES (1934), HORROR STORIES (1935) and SINISTER STORIES (1940).

So what is Weird Menace? Basically, a villain would dress up as a monster, kidnap women, disrobe and torture them, threatening their death (and in some cases, succeeding) before the brave hero can defeat him. The reasons for these kidnaps varied, from simple sadism to complicated money-making schemes. No matter how improbable, there was a 99% chance the story ended with the "monster" unmasked as an ordinary man using the latest in "super science" to pull off his seemingly supernatural powers... Does this remind you of a certain cartoon featuring a reluctant crime-fighting dog and his van-driving human friends? I wouldn't be surprised if this was where the creators of that cartoon got their idea for the series, LOL...

Some of the greatest pulp writers of the day wrote weird menace stories: Hugh B. Cave (aka "Justin Case"), Robert Leslie Bellem, Wyatt Blassingame, Grant Stockbridge (aka "Norvell Page"), etc. There was even some spill-over of the genre into mainstream "hero" pulps like DR. DEATH and THE SPIDER, with the latter's "Hordes of The Red Butcher" being a prime example (a horde of horny cavemen go on a rape-crazy killing spree at the orders of a masked super-villain).

Perhaps the single greatest example of "Weird Menace" fiction is THE MOLE-MEN WANT YOUR EYES (1938) by Frederick C. Davis, available as a free online reprint thanks to the Nostalgia League. It's an amazingly gory, disgusting and gratuitous read sure to give you a shake and a shudder! An excerpt:

Jane was still strapped to the table—strapped immovably—but now she was disrobed. Every garment had been torn off her. She lay nude and helpless, her lovely body quivering with terror, under the hands of the demon in white. Her eyes were fixed upon the face of the fiend who was preparing to cut them from her head.

The white monster was bending over her now, holding an instrument whose edge gleamed razor-sharp—an instrument of death and horror. And at the barred door, the abominable mole-men were still reaching through, whining with obscene impatience, pleading that the girl be thrown to them...

Popular Publications' successful pioneering of this controversial format bred a horde of imitators like EERIE STORIES, SAUCY MOVIE TALES and THRILLING MYSTERY. With the exception of the latter, most of these were short-lived and of hit-or-miss quality. The exception to this was rival publisher Culture Publications legendary "Spicy" series, which were considered so "hot" they had to be sold under the counter, often stripped of their lurid covers. Culture's line consisted of SPICY ADVENTURE STORIES, SPICY DETECTIVE STORIES and SPICY MYSTERY STORIES (with "mystery" meaning horror, more often than not). By the early 1940s, the "Spicy" line had become so notorious that it had trouble finding distribution thanks to censorship; Culture quickly changed the word "Spicy" in the title to "Speed" but it was a short-lived ruse that failed to save the line. Censorship (and the real life horrors of World War II) contributed to the decline and demise of Popular Publications' weird menace titles around the same time. For more information, read UNCOVERED: THE HIDDEN ART OF THE GIRLY PULPS by Douglas Ellis, a fun-filled, fully illustrated history of those wonderfully naughty magazines of the 1920s-1940s.

Sporadically, the "Weird Menace" genre would resurface throughout the intervening decades but without much success... WEB TERROR STORIES in the 1960s was the last real attempt to resurrect the genre and was a short-lived hybrid between the classic weird menace pulps of the 1930s and the true crime and S&M "men's adventure" magazines of the 1960s.

THE SHUDDER PULPS, by the late Robert Kenneth Jones, is an excellent comprehensive history of the Weird Menace magazines, including anecdotes about their wacky publishers and writers, from their 1933 genesis in DIME DETECTIVE through their final (?) demise in WEB TERROR STORIES.

For more pulp fiction, be sure and visit The Vintage Library where you can find hundreds of print and electronic reprints, replicas and more! They are having a 10% off sale during April, 2006, plus you can get a free paperback of THE SPIDER. I've been getting my "weird menace" itch scratched by them for years and have never been disappointed with their selection or service.

Friday, April 21, 2006

MONSTER ISLAND: A Zombie Novel

I just thought I'd mention that author David Wellington has his trilogy of flesh-eating zombie novels available as either free online reads or reasonably-priced hardcopies (at Amazon.com).

I've started reading the first novel, Monster Island, and must say so far I'm impressed. Very impressed! There is so little good zombie fiction out there that I was shocked when I stumbled across this. The chapters are very short and suspenseful (it was originally written as a blog, one chapter at a time). Wellington's trilogy consists of Monster Island, Monster Nation and Monster Planet; he has a new (non-zombie novel), 13 Bullets, also available.

Get your FREE version of Monster Island here: http://www.brokentype.com/monster/archives.html

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

NEW ZOMBIE NOVEL UNDERWAY

I'm pleased to announce that substantial work has begun on my first horror novel, titled DEATHBREED: A Zombie Novel. The story reveals how a colorful group of small town characters discover and confront an invasion of flesh-eating zombies. As society descends into chaos around them, they hole up in a convenience store and wait to be rescued. Outside, the horde of howling corpses decimate their friends and neighbors, swelling the ranks of the undead! When it becomes apparent that no rescue is coming, they must formulate a daring plan of escape. But the group fractures under the strain of conflicting egos and death stalks the survivors...

If I were to pitch it conceptually, I suppose I'd say it was CLERKS meets DAWN OF THE DEAD. Those of you familiar with my screenplay work for films like THE NECRO FILES know my sick sense of humor; while present in my novel, the humor extends naturally from the characters rather than the situation.

I'm pounding out 5+ pages a day (with weekends off for bad behavior!), so it should be ready in a few months...

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Thursday, April 13, 2006

REDNECKS VS. ZOMBIES

So I was watching a bunch of "evil redneck" movies last night: DELIVERANCE, SOUTHERN COMFORT and THE INTRUDER (aka I HATE YOUR GUTS!) and got to thinking about how they would make great zombie movies, LOL. You just start them off the same, with the unsuspecting yankees going deep into redneck territory, then encountering the crazy rednecks as usual, but then, when the bodies start to pile up, they come back to life as zombies and present a new threat for both the rednecks and the yanks to deal with! You get the best of both worlds... an intelligent script, great cast, creepy location and (best of all) ZOMBIES! I'm not talking about a low-brow comedy like Troma's REDNECK ZOMBIES, either, but a balls-to-the-wall backwoods action/horror/thriller. You can see glimpses of what this might be like in George Romero's classic Dead trilogy and Tom Savini's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD remake.

My buddy, Isaac Cooper (the zombie from my film THE NECRO FILES) says this kind of thinking makes me a hack, LOL, and complains that I've got zombies on the brain, LOL...

Well, what do you think?

I HATE YOUR GUTS!

Finally got a chance to see the 1961 Roger Corman classic THE INTRUDER (aka I HATE YOUR GUTS!), written by Charles Beaumont (THE TWILIGHT ZONE) and starring William Shatner (Captain Kirk himself!) as scenery-chewing racist Adam Cramer. Cramer, on behalf of his white supremacist group "The Patrick Henry Society", comes to the small town of Caxton to incite the locals to stop the forced integration of public schools... but like Dr. Frankenstein, Cramer finds he's created a monster he cannot control in the raving mob of drooling rednecks. This was a powerful little movie, one of Corman's best, featuring what may very well be Shatner's finest performance.

The DVD features a recent interview between director Corman and Shatner and the original theatrical trailer, where Corman reveals that THE INTRUDER was the only film he ever lost money on in its initial release. Trivia: William F. Nolan and George Clayton Johnson, co-authors of the '70s sci-fi classic LOGAN'S RUN, have bit parts in THE INTRUDER.

I'm a sucker for evil redneck movies! If you are, too, be sure to check out DELIVERANCE and NIGHTMARE IN BADHAM COUNTY.

Friday, April 07, 2006

NECRO FILES 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY


THE NECRO FILES (1997) is probably my most (in)famous film, having won "Horror Film of the Year" at the 1998 Miami Horror Film Festival. It's been praised as "a work of pure genius" by Lloyd Kaufman of Troma. Hell, it's been called a lot of things, not all of them fit for print! This was really the film that started the underground, shot on video gore movement in the late 1990s. For those of you unfamiliar with it, a cannibal killer rises from the grave as a flesh-eating zombie sex maniac and proceeds to chow down on naked ladies in the streets of Seattle...

"[THE NECRO FILES is] the craziest movie I've ever seen!"
---CHRIS FARLEY, star of TOMMYBOY and BEVERLY HILLS NINJA
(he attended the 1997 Hollywood premiere just two months before his death!)

This Saturday, April 8th, 2006, marks the 10 Year Anniversary of the first day of shooting, way back in 1996 when I was just a young punk with a dollar and a dream to make the wildest zombie movie ever.

There has been some talk of putting together a 10 Year Anniversary Edition of THE NECRO FILES on DVD, possibly with a new beginning and ending and some souped-up CGI effects. If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can get away with it, I figure why not me, too? Stay tuned, true believers, for further developments on this project!

Photo Copyright 2006 by Todd Tjersland. All Rights Reserved.

* GASP * GOOD LORD! WHAT I HAVE DONE?

MY FILMOGRAPHY & MORE

Hi there! Welcome to my first-ever attempt at writing a "Blog." To get things started, I'd better introduce myself... Where do I begin? There's a lot to tell, so I might as well start with my filmography and other bits like what people are saying about me. This massive list of my achievements is as near to complete as I can remember... It includes not only my films, but also my various acting gigs, interviews and publishing ventures. Entries are sorted by ascending chronological order, divided by category.

Looking at this list, I can't believe how much stuff I've done! Like most creative types, I have a whole hoard of incomplete and unpublished works lying around; unless due to be released soon (marked as *pending, or * in production), these have been left off the list.

Here are quotes from various film magazines and film industry icons:

"Todd Tjersland has a good touch... he has a great sense of humor."
---JERRY FEIFER, Executive Producer of WITCHCRAFT I-XIII

"Todd's writing style is vivid and enthusiastic!"
---THE DARK SIDE (UK)

"[When Todd Tjersland] writes, the action never subsides."
---FATAL VISIONS (Australia)

"[THE NECRO FILES has] a stunning special effects job by Todd Tjersland! Tjersland... has become synonomous with quality, independent films that actually deliver what they promise."
---GUILTY PLEASURES (USA)

"Todd Tjersland... puts his twisted brainpan into overdrive [on THE NECRO FILES]... you've got to admire that type of dedication to one's art."
---SHOCK CINEMA (USA)

"Todd Tjersland is an American Underground God who has contributed to the underground scene and will continue to do so in the future."
---DOOM: DAS PHANTASTIK MAGAZIN (Germany)

"Todd Tjersland [is the] Visionary Overlord of American Horror... if Todd can maintain the high standard he's set for himself, things can only get better!"
---PRISM, the official magazine of THE BRITISH FANTASY SOCIETY (UK)









Feature Films

NECRO FILES 2: LUST NEVER DIES (2003)
BEST OF FACES OF GORE (2000)
FACES OF GORE 3 (2000)
FACES OF GORE 2 (2000) * Banned in Germany!
ANTI-HERO (1999)
MISLED (1998)
FACES OF GORE (1998) * Banned in Germany!
THE NECRO FILES (1997) * Banned in the UK!
LEGION OF THE NIGHT (1995) * aka DEAD CITY (1998 director's cut)
BACK FROM HELL (1993) * aka DEMON APOCALYPSE

Screenplays
NECRO FILES 2: LUST NEVER DIES (2003)
BEST OF FACES OF GORE (2000)
FACES OF GORE 3 (2000)
FACES OF GORE 2 (2000)
MISLED (1998)
FACES OF GORE (1998)
THE NECRO FILES (1997)

Acting
NECRO FILES 2: LUST NEVER DIES (2003, deleted scene)
BEST OF FACES OF GORE (2000, as himself + narration)
FACES OF GORE 3 (2000, narration)
FACES OF GORE 2 (2000, narration)
ANTI-HERO (1999)
FACES OF GORE (1998, narration)
THE NECRO FILES (1997)
LEGION OF THE NIGHT (1995)
THREAT THEATRE (1990-93, host)
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT AND YOU WERE IN IT (1987, lost short)

Special Effects Make-Up
NECRO FILES 2: LUST NEVER DIES (2003)
ANTI-HERO (1999)
THE NECRO FILES (1997)
LEGION OF THE NIGHT (1995)
MOSQUITO (1995)

NovelsDEATHBREED (2007)



Non-Fiction
FEAR WITHOUT FRONTIERS (2004) * Paul Naschy: Cinema of the Doomed
SEX, SHOCKS & SADISM! An A-Z Guide To Erotic & Unusual Horror Films (1995) * Revised second edition published in 1996
SLEAZE CINEMA (1995-96) * Video review column in CULT MOVIES

Role-Playing Games
CONAN THE BARBARIAN The Role-Playing Game
(Two articles in Signs & Portents: #12 The Bandit Class, #19 The Wilds of Hyboria)

Magazines

GUILTY PLEASURES: The Magazine of Forbidden Films & Erotic Horror (1996-97) * One of the most bizarre special-interest mags ever, according to The NY Times!

Comics
SPLATTER MAGAZINE (1987-88)

Interviews With Me About My Films
HORROR QUARTERLY (2004, UK) * formerly TERROR TALES
HACKER'S SOURCE (2004, USA)
DOOM: DAS PHANTASTIK MAGAZIN (1998, Germany)
GUILTY PLEASURES (1997, USA)
CULT MOVIES (1995, USA)
BROKEN MINDS (1995, Sweden)

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